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Don't worry, I'm only fifth most likely to eat you

Hello, I'm Brittney. The things I blog about are: Rooster Teeth, Danny Phantom, and Homestuck (my main fandoms), other comics, cartoons, food, cute animals, important topics, and some other stuff.

Things can get nsfw at times but I do my best to tag it, and have a specific "homestuck nsfw" tag as well. If you're following me and need anything tagged, I'll do my best to accommodate you.

KNIGHT OF SPACE
PROSPIT DREAMER
Dec 22nd - Jan 20th
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Jul 27 '14

rcmclachlan:

deathcomes4u:

buggy-heichou:

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

IT’S EVEN SMILING WHILE ASLEEP.

Possibly the most harmless creature Australia possesses.

Possibly the only harmless creature Australia possesses.

Jul 26 '14
  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
Jul 26 '14

Anonymous asked:

Well, what do you call a big pile of horses? Mount Neighverest

nepetaoffcial:

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Jul 23 '14

sha-nae-nae:

goldenwintersun:

Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?

Thank you

Jul 23 '14

senketsus:

listen here, you outdated meme

Jul 23 '14
Hiroyuki Sawano - KIRYUG@KILL (Kill la Kill OST)

longlivelink:

bad-ass theme for a bad-ass villain

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Jul 23 '14

rebelfreakat221b:

bringingthetruthback:

buns-enburner:

I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.

stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one

And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single

Jul 23 '14

kittycait27:

misssteph:

This is literally my favourite part of anything ever.

And if you break any of these rules, Mama Umbridge will rip your perky little boobs off

(Source: laapaix)

Jul 23 '14

thinkofthegunstheysell:

ryan haywood makes me so angry like

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hOW DARE YOU BE SO ADORABLE

Jul 23 '14

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

Jul 23 '14

bartofdarkness:

straight people: sexuality shouldn’t matter. who cares who’s straight and who isn’t? why do you want more queer characters? it shouldn’t matter. sexuality doesn’t matter. everyone should be straight cause it shouldn’t matter.

Jul 23 '14

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

Jul 23 '14

perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not